Future News: Apple To Cut All Retail Employees in 2018

With a potential savings of close to $1 billion per year, Apple is going to dismiss all their Apple store employees in 2018. Sound crazy? Not really. They’re just going to replace paid employees with an army of Apple fanboys and girls who will work for nada, zilch, absolutely nothing. Not that Apple’s paying their current employees all that much now. Executives at the firm believe these paid employees, while incredibly valuable and important at a certain period in time for the company, have become superfluous. Nowadays, Apple is so beloved it doesn’t need paid employees at their stores. Instead, a

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