Mark Zuckerberg Admits Facebook Stock Drop Is “Painful”

Mark Zuckerberg final admits it's "painful" to see Facebook stock go down so much. It's especially painful for Mark when you consider how much money he's lost since the Facebook IPO, when the stock was trading for nearly $40 a share. Zuckerberg has lost nearly $10 billion dollars in paper wealth. Yes, that's a lot of money and a lot of hoodies and sandals he could have bought. I have to say it's fun to see Facebook's stock collapses like this. There was just too much hype and excitement around a company that doesn't really make anything. Remember, Facebook ain't

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McKayla Is Not Impressed with Facebook’s IPO

McKayla Maroney, like a lot of investors and traders, is not impressed with what Mark Zuckerberg Facebook IPO. See more things that McKayla Maroney is not impressed

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FACEBOOK IS HIRING!!!

Duties: Facebook is seeking individuals male or female of any age to post pics, write status updates, like news stories, find old friends from high school, post links to products, like consumer brands they like, play mindless games, and just generally become addicted to staying on Facebook all day long emailing and chit chatting with with friends. Qualifications: A computer or a smart phone is helpful but there are plenty of public libraries that have computers you can use. Although you'll have to get to the library early so you can grab a computer and reserve it for the day.

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Marc Andreessen on Facebook Three Years Ago

Here's someone who might know a thing or two about Facebook, Marc Andreessen, who sits on the board and just so happens to own roughly 6,607,131 shares in the company. I wonder if he sold any on the IPO? But he kicks off his Charlie Rose interview from three years ago talking about Facebook - starts at the 2:25 minute mark and is all about Facebook for about the first six minutes. Andreessen is of course the founder of Netscape and a financial backer of Skype, LinkedIn, Twitter, Instagram, and so on. In other words, he's a genius and picking

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Zuckerberg Footage from 2005

Long before Facebook was on the path to an IPO and an incredible $100 billion valuation, 21 year old Mark Zuckerberg talks the relationship status option with Chris Hughes. He even mentions something where you can only be in a relationship with the people of the gender who you said were interested - but then says that might be too restrictive. Notice how Zuckerberg's not wearing a hoodie but a somewhat nice looking yellow sportscoat over a red t-shirt. Notice too the sort of devilish looking grin at the end of the video.

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How Mark Zuckerberg Will Celebrate Facebook’s IPO

After Facebook goes public, Mark Zuckerberg will be a rich young man, with a net worth of around $17.5 billion. Yes, he was very smart not to sell Facebook to Yahoo four or five years ago for that $1 billion price tag. Well, like anyone who’s struck it rich, Zuckerberg will want to celebrate the occasion in a special way. Here are some potential ways Zuck will celebrate when Facebook's stock hits the market:

• Go outside for a little while and get a way from the computer.
• Head back to the old house at Stanford and jump off the roof into

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What You’re Missing at the Facebook IPO Roadshow

Yes, Facebook is going public and they're trying to promote their IPO to all the investment bankers from California to New York. Everyone wants to get a glimpse of what's going on inside the IPO roadshow. Everyone wants to see and hear what Mark and Sheryl and that other guy are saying and wearing and doing. Is Mark wearing that hoodie? That little devil. He didn't wear it did he...? You're kidding...he did! But the doors are shut. Not everyone has a ticket to get in. It's not like Facebook where everyone can join and post pictures and build a

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Does Mark Zuckerberg Lift Weights?

Facebook is preparing for their IPO Roadshow, where they go around to banks and investors to sell their products, news feed, timeline, and their vision - connecting the entire world. It's starting to feel like a cult. But I'm wondering if in getting ready for the IPO Zuck starting hitting the weights or maybe he just chose a smaller t-shirt...he's looking pretty fit though. It's not quite a Simon Cowell sized t-shirt but it seems a little smallish.

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The Winklevoss Twins Are Now “Venture Capitalists”

So everyone is sort of laughing at the Winklevoss Twins, Cam and Tyler, and how they're now venture capitalists in the "cloud" space. What knowledge do they possess to invest and support new companies? They have money. And this is mainly because of the money they're going to make on the Facebook IPO. Money they earned by suing Mark Zuckerberg because he stole their idea for a social network. It's seems like a reach to even think they deserved the millions of dollars in Facebook stock they received in the settlement. They even had the gall to seek more

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Mark Zuckerberg Plans on Buying These Companies, Too

Every Silicon Valley company does it after an IPO: splurge on some companies they don't necessarily need but want. And it's almost a way to flaunt their new found wealth in a covert way, saying said purchase is all about helping the company or even the world and humanity. Seeing how Facebook's purchase of Instagram for $1 billion was a wise move many say, Mark Zuckerberg is now planning on making a few other smaller purchases, a few add-ons let's say. One might even say throwaways. Just a few companies that he loves and believes will help him

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