Doug Kass’s Gnome Has His Gun, Forcing Him To Buy Broken Stocks

It seems Doug Kass's gnome has gone crazy. His gnome has gotten a hold of his famous gun and is forcing him to buy a basket of some of the most hated and broken stocks in the market right now.

"If you don't pay me right now for all my past tips then I'm going to force you to go long Groupon shares. Got it!"

Apparently, the gnome hasn't been paid in ages, no kickbacks for all the tips he has given over the years, and he's just fed up. He's raging mad! Nearly foaming at the mouth.

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Doug Kass’s Gnome Sees Yahoo Takeover

Doug Kass's gnome is an active fellow. Although still a mystery as to who he is, Kass's gnome is always hearing takeover rumors and the like. The latest rumor is the ever talked about take over of Yahoo. And again, not surprisingly, Microsoft's name was floated around. Yahoo turned down Microsoft over three years ago, when their stock was trading at around $33 a share. However, Kass's gnome dismissed that rumor - saying that Microsoft would be interested in only parts of Yahoo. Earlier in the week the gnome said a more likely takeover scenario of Yahoo would

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Doug Kass’s Gnome in the Alps During Hurricane Irene

It's still a bit of mystery as to who exactly is Doug Kass's gnome, but if you're worried about him during hurricane Irene, don't be. Kass says his gnome is far away from the East Coast and in the Alps somewhere. So, sleep soundly now and know we will hear again from his famous gnome when the stock market is back in full swing.

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Who is Doug Kass’s Gnome?

Every now and then Doug Kass, of Seabreeze Partners and The Street.com, and more famously known through his frequent appearances on CNBC's Fast Money, will refer to his legendary 'gnome' sending him some kind of message. He'll tweet something like, "My gnome is hearing now..." or "My gnome is telling me...". So, who exactly is this gnome. Is it just Doug Kass's gut feeling and the gnome is nothing more than a representation of that? Or is it a real Smurf like gnome, perhaps more greenish than blue, though, and maybe a bit taller? Or, is his

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