The Bald Shiny Heads of Goldman Sachs

Instead of getting their shoes shined, the leaders of Goldman Sachs like to get their heads shined to a sheen so bright that light reflects off their heads and acts as a laser pointer, hitting people in the eye whenever they turn their bald heads. Their bald heads are shaved down to such a gleaming shine that you can see your face in them. When did the bald head become so popular at Goldman Sachs? It's been said that one striving leader at Goldman Sachs, not even bald yet, but who desperately wanted to move up the ladder, shaved his

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Goldman Sachs’ CEO Won’t Drink Tea with Thee

In an almost Dr. Seuss like riff, worthy of Green Eggs and Ham, Gary Cohn says he won't drink coffee or tea or any hot beverages with thee.

Cohn displayed his brusque side before Goldman Sachs’s annual shareholder meeting in Jersey City, New Jersey, on May 6, when a reporter asked if he would meet to talk over a cup of coffee. Cohn said he didn’t drink coffee. The reporter asked about tea. “I don’t drink hot beverages,” Cohn said.

You've got to laugh a little bit at this brusqueness, especially when reporters are calling Goldman Sachs vampire squids.

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