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Melissa Lee said his beard doesn't look any better live! Which Kaminksy tries to brush off. How much longer is he going to let it grow? Someone on Twitter called him a financial Ewok. In the end this just could all be for charity. Let's hope so. It's not like he's Ben Bernanke or something. Bernanke's the only one who can
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Too Big to Fail" I said, "I didn't see that movie, but I saw the original." The crowd loved it. Oh yeah, I had another zinger, when I was asked about the dissension at the federal reserve meetings, all 18 of us sitting around a table. I said, "If there are two people that agree on a committee, then one of them is redundant." Zing. Take that Seinfeld. See ya kids. I'm off to trim
Reuters Pictures Benny Bernanke is bored as hell as he listens to Commodity Futures Trading Commission Chairman Gary Gensler. Bernanke: "This guy doesn't know what he's talking about." Looking up, Benny ponders what he's going to have for dinner and when he's going to have time to watch all of the Breaking Bad episodes from season three so he can watch season 4 as it airs on TV with his wife. "What would Wall Street think if I suddenly got cancer and shaved my head and beard off? I might finally get some respect. Jamie Dimon wouldn't think
Getty Images The beard is back in focus. Yes, I'm the center of attention as it should be once again. Everyone hanging on my every word. What will he say? Will there be more stimulus? Will I keep rates low? Don't mess with the beard if you know what's good for you. And no, these are the choices made and decided upon by me, Bernanke's beard. The man they call Ben Bernanke would be nothing with out might white soft fluffiness. No gravitas. No grace. No honor. Would you respect Bernanke if he showed
NetNet head honcho, John Carney, is trying to out do Bernanke's soft white beard. Getty Images Carney's beard is starting to make more TV appearances and gaining attention not just on CNBC but on Twitter, too. I don't know if Mr. Carney knows what he's getting into by growing this beard. He's crossing a line. Everyone on the street knows you don't try to grow a beard that will upstage Bernanke's beard. It's fine for Hollywood types to grow beards when they're going through a crisis, as
Reuters Pictures Don't mess with me, we are just coming off the worst financial crisis since the Great Depression, remember, you idiots. What the hell did you expect? Sure, I want growth and employment, who the hell doesn't, but this takes time. While I have done some amazing things, made some tough and decisive actions, I'm not Jesus. I can only helicopter in so much money. History though will look back on my time as Federal Chairman and see what an amazing job I did despite the stupidity of Congress and the entire government at times, the Presidents
Reuters Pictures By Ben Bernanke's Beard I've heard you're thinking of shaving me off, Ben, do you realize how absurd that is? You are the only person in the whole of Wall Street with a beard like this, all white, as soft and as cool as the underside of a pillow. I'm telling you, if you shave me off it will bring down the stock market like the world has never seen before. The Great Depression, which you studied and think yourself such an expert on, will look like a tiny little recession in comparison. The crash of
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