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Ben Bernanke As a Kid

Sep 10, 2012
J. Webster
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So this picture of Ben Bernanke as a kid as been going around the web of late. Yes, it's a joke about how much Bernanke likes to throw money around via quantitative easing and or his nickname of "Helicopter Ben", coming to save the day with his printing press. Bernanke, a student of The Great Depression, believes that buying assets will keep interest rates low and prevent a deeper collapse in the economy - plus, stop deflation. But where's the famous Ben Bernanke beard? Can this really be Bernanke without a beard? He sure looks like he's having a good

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Ben Bernanke’s Diary

May 18, 2012
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Reuters Pictures It's about time that arrogant son of a bitch Jamie Dimon got some comeuppance. To think he called me out at my own meeting, asking about removing some regulations, saying, "has anyone bothered to study the cumulative effect of these things." That's a laugh, especially when he doesn't even know what's going on at his own bank. Tempest in a teapot. That's hilarious. I'm happy to see his hair turn whiter and whiter everyday. Just look at my beard and you can see how I suffered through the financial crisis. Dimon strolled around here like he's mister

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Rick Perry Calls Bernanke’s Actions Treasonous!

Aug 16, 2011
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Yeah, this is for real. This ain't some Onion article talking about how Bernanke went on a drinking binge. No, this is Governor of Texas Rick Perry saying Bernanke's printing of more money is an action that is almost treasonous. And this guy wants to be President of the United States. Wow. I really don't think Ben Bernanke would appreciate that, especially when he helped save the United States' economy from failing into potential Great Depression by printing money - the bailout of over $700 billion that wasn't passed initially and then the stock market tanked so they finally

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Drunken Ben Bernanke

Aug 3, 2011
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Claiming he wasn't afraid to let everyone in attendance know about "the real mess we're in," Federal Reserve chairman Ben Bernanke reportedly got drunk Tuesday and told everyone at Elwood's Corner Tavern about how absolutely f**cked the U.S. economy actually is. Bernanke, who sources confirmed was "totally sloshed," arrived at the drinking establishment at approximately 5:30 p.m., ensconced himself upon a bar stool, and consumed several bottles of Miller High Life and a half-dozen shots of whiskey while loudly proclaiming to any patron who would listen that the economic outlook was "pretty goddamned awful if you want the God's honest truth." Read

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Where the Hell is Bernanke?

Aug 2, 2011
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It seems like Benny Bernanke ducked out while all of this debit limit political infighting was taking place. Where was he though? Was he trimming his beard? Watching more baseball games? Catching up on Break Bad episodes? This is exactly the time when he's needed. He'll be front and center in a week or so though, as FOMC (Federal Open Market Committee) will meet Aug. 9 in Washington. The big question is what can big Ben do to get the United States economy back on track. He does have a few options:
  • Announce free ice cream for everyone
  • Tell everyone to

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Bernanke Takes His Beard to Baseball Game

Jun 13, 2011
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We missed this one from a while back, Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke and his white beard took in a San Francisco Giants versus Washington Nationals major league baseball game. AP Photo Bernanke has the greatest beard on wall street, one of the few that we know of or have seen. Are there others? You would think their might be some copycats, wall streets who like this beard and try to imitate it. You can't though, it's not that easy to have such a white beard that looks so dignified, so neatly trimmed. But, if

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Bernanke Didn’t Take Kindly to Dimon Questioning Him, Back at Home

Jun 9, 2011
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What Benny Bernanke Said to His Wife When He Got Home After Being Questioned By Jamie Dimon AP Photo "Just cause everyone loves him, Mr. Banker of the world, so good looking, so special. I don't care, he still can't come at me like that. Who does he think he is to question me like that? Try to play me. I run this town. This ain't his show anymore. Isn't he grateful, I mean he got one hell of a deal for Bear Stearns, and then me and Hank killed off Lehman Brothers, one of his rivals.

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Ben Bernanke Confronted By Jamie Dimon

Jun 7, 2011
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Reuters Pictures Update: watch video of Dimon's question here Jamie Dimon confronted Ben Bernanke in a way, asking him what will be the effect of all these regulations on the banks. And have they studied this and how it will affect the economy and the jobs market in particular. Does the federal reserve know what they're doing? Can they lesson up on all the rules and let the banks do their jobs? This is what he seemed to suggest if not demand. The WSJ has the story:
“I have a great fear that somebody will write a

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Ben Bernanke: The Barry Gibb Talk Show

May 22, 2011
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Fred Armisen plays Ben Bernanke in the Saturday Night Live skit, The Barry Gibb Talk Show. Gibb starts to ask Bernanke about the trillion dollar debt the Untied States has with China. Bernanke doesn't really get much of a chance to say anything though, of course. Bernanke then tries to take a sip of water and Barry Gibb lashes out at him again. Take a look. This ain't 60 Minutes. Wonder if Bernanke watches SNL. If video doesn't work try this

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Ben Bernanke: Every Breath You Take

May 22, 2011
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This is any old one but so good it's worth another watch/listen. Columbia Business School's Dean Glenn Hubbard sings about wanting Alan Greenspan's job that went instead went to Ben Bernanke. The song of course is 'Every Breath You Take' by the Police. Parody created by Columbia Business School

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