The Merrill Lynch Bull Is Back?

Sep 18, 2012
J. Webster
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So I saw this powerful looking bull on TV today. And it looked so smart and strong that I just had to call up the bank associated with the bull. I think it was a bank. It was someplace called, “Merrill Lynch”, it rings a bell.

In fact, I thought they went out of business or were bought out by another bank or had a CEO who bought really expensive rugs. Something like that. Anyway, the bull was just so beautiful looking and so pretty that I had to call them and have them manage my retirement money – you know, buy stocks and stuff for my children’s future. I dare you to watch the video and not be moved by the way the bull trots across the screen.

Actually, I think the bull was looking at me. He said to put my money in a retirement fund at Merrill Lynch and I’ll be rich. (Basically, what I’m trying to say is it’s a bit too early for the Bank of America Merrill Lynch bull to be back after being bailout by the U.S. government)

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