Ben Bernanke’s Diary

May 18, 2012
J. Webster
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It’s about time that arrogant son of a bitch Jamie Dimon got some comeuppance. To think he called me out at my own meeting, asking about removing some regulations, saying, “has anyone bothered to study the cumulative effect of these things.”

That’s a laugh, especially when he doesn’t even know what’s going on at his own bank. Tempest in a teapot. That’s hilarious. I’m happy to see his hair turn whiter and whiter everyday. Just look at my beard and you can see how I suffered through the financial crisis.

Dimon strolled around here like he’s mister big shot banker who controls the financial world. Thank God for the London Whale. I was just sick and tired of hearing Jamie this and Jamie that and Jamie is so good looking and so smart. Maybe now he’ll be a bit more respectful of the chairman of the Federal Reserve of the United States. I might even come after JP Morgan’ dividend if he loses more money on that wonderful “hedged bet”.

Losing $3 billion, how the hell does he let that happen on his watch? Things ain’t so wonderful now at JP Morgan – fortress balance sheet my ass. Maybe we should breakup these mega-banks. I wonder how Dimon’s going to react when I stir this up again. How about I float that idea around….Too big to fail indeed. Can’t breath. Can’t sleep. Missed something bad. Walking up early to exercise he was so stressed out. Public face. Come on Dimon. Toughen up. Put yourself in my shoes four years ago when the entire financial world was about to implode. Imagine the world hanging on your every word every single day for months.

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