Anthony Scaramucci Is a Total Sh$t Stirrer

May 7, 2012
J. Webster
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CNBC Fast Money contributor, lawyer, father, actor, film consultant, author, founder of fund of hedge funds SkyBridge Capital, philanthropist, potential Aflac Duck, popinjay, Wall Street’s human pinata, and Jersey Shore breakout star, Anthony Scaramucci, gets a lovely profile in NY Mag.

There a number of fantastic quotes in the piece, but the highlight comes right at the get go – I can just picture Scaramucci’s pearly whites:

“A lot of people are upset with me about Sarah Palin,” says Scaramucci, his white, even-toothed smile suggesting this couldn’t make him happier. “I am a total shit-stirrer,” he confirms. “My middle name could be Shit-stirrer, except then my initials on my shirt would be a.s.s., and I can’t have that.”

Read the full story right here.

But just imagine what a stirrer of shit Scaramucci will be if Mitt Romney becomes President. Oh boy, he’ll be like a kid in a candy store. You’d see ads for Skybridge Captial everywhere, on billboards and buses and when you’re in the bathroom taking a pee. Heck, I’m sure we’ll see pictures of Scaramucci at the White House from time to time – stirring things up.

Scaramucci is a loveable chap. He’s just trying to build a company, but all those fees seem to add up fast and make it difficult for investors in funds of hedge funds to make any money. Of course the founders of the fund make out alright no matter if the stock market screams higher or sinks lower.

Image comes from Anthony Scaramucci’s Twitter account.

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