First Solar, Diamond Foods, Green Mountain Coffee and Research in Motion to Form Super Company

Mar 8, 2012
J. Webster
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Tired of everyone on Wall Street making fun of them, laughing at their struggles, First Solar, Diamond Foods, Green Mountain Coffee and Research in Motion have decided to combine and form one “SUPER” company and take on all their detractors.

As one super company, they feel they can now fight off the likes of Apple and Starbucks and other mega companies that are attacking them for no good reason.

Plus, the CEOs thought as one solid unit they’d have more financial resources to create new products. They also said they were just tired of being picked on, of being bullied. They thought together they could better do battle on Wall Street. As one big company they would no longer be shoved around by CNBC and Bloomberg and Fox Business channel. Ridiculed.

The CEOs will rotate each week as to who is the chief CEO of the super company.

There’s also some synergy between the companies, too. For instance, First Solar’s panels can be placed on all of their offices and factories and they’re even talking about placing solar panels on Research in Motion’s new cell phone and tablet. What’s more, they’re trying to come up with a product they can deliver various snacks and nuts and coffee, fresh from your phone.

Asked by a member of the press if this was some kind of joke, the CEO of Research in Motion glared out into the press core, nearly burst in to tears, and then stormed off.

It’s no surprise that these companies are getting together to fight off bigger companies, their stocks have been beaten down and sit near 52 week lows. Some are even saying these companies are not going to survive.

But, together, as a super company, they feel they can use their resources to fend of short sellers like David Einhorn of Green Light Capital. They say Einhorn is just mean and he won’t want to short their big, strong, super company once they all join forces.

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