Save the Twinkie

Jan 18, 2012
J. Webster
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It’s a very sad day in America when Hostess, the company that makes the glorious tasty treat called a Twinkie, is set to go bankrupt. This calls for a bailout. The Twinkie is too important to let it fail. If the banks and the car industry were bailed out, why can’t the American government save the Twinkie. This calls for a protest. All those who love Twinkies unite and stand up for the greatest treat ever created by America.

What other country makes such a taste morsel of a desert? The spongy outside and the creamy filling. No country has such a delicious treat. This is what America stands for. This is the argument made by TV talk show host Wendy Williams, who calls the Twinkie the “golden symbol of the American dream”. Yes!

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