He works on Wall Street. She occupied it. They’re in love.
Although I just don’t think this relationship is going to work out in the long run. I’m guessing she runs off with one of the drummers in the drum circle unless her Wall Street boyfriend can get her to marry him before it’s too late. The longer she stays down at Occupy Wall Street the harder it will be to win her love back. I think he should propose to her right at Occupy Wall Street’s Zuccotti Park. That might win her over. Or maybe he should propose to give his entire Wall Street bonus to the movement….
Best lines: “Have you been crying? Don’t worry I’m here now.”
“I wasn’t crying over you asshole, I got pepper sprayed.”
This reminds me a little bit of The Reformed Brokers’ idea of an Occupy Wall Street musical.