Understatement Alert: Jackpot Winner Say It Feels Good to Win

Nov 28, 2011
J. Webster
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Three asset managers from Connecticut’s affluent New York suburbs claimed a $254 million Powerball jackpot on Monday off a $1 ticket. They appeared with their lawyer at a news conference and didn’t say much. In another story, a few rogue Occupy Wall Street protesters were heard to say they’re going to setup a tent based camp outside the asset manager’s office.

The bankers told the AP that they would be giving some of the money to charity. Greg Skidmore, the company’s president and CFO, had this to say about winning the jackpot: “It feels good,” said Skidmore. Back at the office, the three men jumped up and down and screamed at the top of their longs, “We’re rich bitch! We’re rich bitch!”

Undoubtedly, one of the happiest people is the BP gas station owner, who gets $100K for selling the winning ticket. He said Christmas came early. Hell yeah for him.

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