Jim Cramer just Tweeted that he is losing his voice. Home gamers across the country collectively gasped. I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror. This is terrible.
Where will these people get their stock picks and how will they trade? What will they do without Mad Money’s Lightning Round, Are You Diversified?, or the new 6 in 60 segment on CNBC? If Cramer loses his voice, the entire stock market may shut down. Someone, please, for the love of God, get Jim Cramer a hot tea with honey. Good God, pleeeeeeease hurry. Help!!!!