Rick Perry Calls Bernanke’s Actions Treasonous!

Aug 16, 2011
J. Webster
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Yeah, this is for real. This ain’t some Onion article talking about how Bernanke went on a drinking binge. No, this is Governor of Texas Rick Perry saying Bernanke’s printing of more money is an action that is almost treasonous. And this guy wants to be President of the United States. Wow.

I really don’t think Ben Bernanke would appreciate that, especially when he helped save the United States’ economy from failing into potential Great Depression by printing money – the bailout of over $700 billion that wasn’t passed initially and then the stock market tanked so they finally passed it.

Now, Perry is going to have to endure the wrath from Bernanke’s beard when he hears this. Unlike Bernanke the man, who’s calm and considerate, Bernanke’s beard doesn’t take crap from anyone and has a fierce temper. The beard will put a curse on Perry – perhaps with a beard that Perry won’t be able to shave off as it will grow continuously and itch like mad to boot.

Anyways, how much does Rick Perry sound like George Bush? Way too much I’d say. Just don’t think he’s got a shot what with that similarity.

“If this guy prints more money between now and the election,” Mr. Perry said in Cedar Rapids Monday night, without naming Mr. Bernanke, “I don’t know what y’all would do to him in Iowa, but we—we would treat him pretty ugly down in Texas.”

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