Breaking: Tim Geithner Has Fallen Asleep

May 20, 2011
J. Webster
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This is not being covered anywhere else but on MarketSqueeze, Tim Geithner has fallen asleep while giving a speech about the debt limit at the Joan Shorenstein Center on Press, Politics, and Public Policy at the Harvard Club in New York City.

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Although can you blame him. The debit limit is a tad boring. Just get another credit card already and do a balance transfer at 0% interest. Everyone does it.

He’s still asleep and everyone has decided to just let him sleep. He’s worn out and has earned a little nap. The other question is whether his hair will turn as white as Ben Bernanke’s beard by the time he’s finished as U.S. Treasury Secretary. We are going to keep an eye on it and make sure he doesn’t try to dye it. For now, let’s just let him sleep. Maybe he went surfing again over the weekend and is extra worn out. Hang ten everyone. Sweet dreams Timmy. Night Tim boy.

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